We'll explain why we drag the incompetent rapper Blueface but in the meantime his rapper BAE, Jaidyn Alexis said yes to a potential life filled with unpleasantries like hell.
Prayers Up: Blueface Is Engaged To Jaidyn Alexis!
You couldn't make it up, but ungifted parody rapper, Blueface (AKA Faceblue, in which we coined), 26, is engaged to baby mother and "Barbie" artist, Jaidyn Alexis, 25. The mediocre character, and one-hit-wonder of 9th grade favourite, "Thotiana", shared the news on X (formerly Twitter) to our deepest despair following a slew of disses towards his mum, Karlissa Saffold, 50.
Sharing on X, Faceblue said: "I don't gotta look no further" followed by a ring emoji. This was quickly followed by multiple posts including: "Today was the best day ever" and "got somebody who ain't never been with nobody else... can't nobody say they ever had my wife I won". To nobody's surprise, he didn't waste time in delaying insults towards the people closest to him. Unfortunately, once again, it was Karlissa.
"Karlissa my wife ring is bigger an more valuable then yours since you wanna compete wit my wife let's go ring for ring," he waffled in his usual unintelligible manner.
What's With Faceblue?
Why do we dislike Blueface alternatively Johnathan Jamall Porter? Although we found some aspects of Faceblue's life entertaining, especially when Chrisean Rock was carrying him, we quickly learned that he was beyond toxic without reason. Weeks later, we lost the plot after he started humiliating his baby son Chris Jr. with the illest intent by sharing his intimate areas online in order to disparage the child's mother, who happens to be reality TV star and rapper, Chrisean Rock, 23. Since then it's been Tanizzle at his throat, and of course, with no regrets!
What Does The Ring Look Like?
Continuing his happy moment, the "Disrespectful" gimmick shared a video of a very fancy ring featuring a heart-shaped diamond held by a person wearing gloves (see it below). Although we want to drag his efforts we can't, and admit it's beautiful, but it's nothing like his soul which is a damn shame.
In other news, we hope Chrisean Rock and Lil Mabu rain on his period by all means necessary.
Sincerly yours, Tanizzle 2.0 XOXO.
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